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File under things that should have been obvious to anyone who thought about it.

https://autos.yahoo.com/california-cop s-finding-teslas-nearly-165500844.html?guccounter=1

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File under things that should have been obvious to anyone who thought about it.

https://autos.yahoo.com/california-cop s-finding-teslas-nearly-165500844.html?guccounter=1

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So I figured it out - it's a 2 part problem:
1. `git_status` takes a long time (no matter what repo I'm in)
2. `git_branch` takes an indeterminate amount of time based on the repo I'm in.
If I'm not in the ginormous repo it's OK without `git_status`
If I'm in the ginormous repo its molasses. Thankfully I don't work much in the ginormous repo so it's OK.
With that, the ZSH prompt I have gives me that info without a huge performance penalty.
#starship

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So I figured it out - it's a 2 part problem:
1. `git_status` takes a long time (no matter what repo I'm in)
2. `git_branch` takes an indeterminate amount of time based on the repo I'm in.
If I'm not in the ginormous repo it's OK without `git_status`
If I'm in the ginormous repo its molasses. Thankfully I don't work much in the ginormous repo so it's OK.
With that, the ZSH prompt I have gives me that info without a huge performance penalty.
#starship

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ALDS done!

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ALDS done!

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Major League Baseball Sport GIF by YES Network

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I tried to use Starship on my M2 MBP but for some reason it took seconds to get a prompt. I would literally just press “Enter" and wait multiple seconds to get a prompt. I like the way it looks and what I can do with it but I need to be able to go from one command to the next.

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I tried to use Starship on my M2 MBP but for some reason it took seconds to get a prompt. I would literally just press “Enter" and wait multiple seconds to get a prompt. I like the way it looks and what I can do with it but I need to be able to go from one command to the next.

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Everyone is posting about getting paid for their apology. I did my part by getting a pack, and I want to post, too. What should I post?
You should post:

How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: https://www. Apologize.lol

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Everyone is posting about getting paid for their apology. I did my part by getting a pack, and I want to post, too. What should I post?
You should post:

How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: https://www. Apologize.lol

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I wish they did altcasts for the MLB playoffs with the teams' usual broadcasters.

#MLBplayoffs #mlb

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I wish they did altcasts for the MLB playoffs with the teams' usual broadcasters.

#MLBplayoffs #mlb

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Spent some time over the last few days to actually get it up and running. It's now hosted on Digital Ocean, running as a service in a Docker container and fully functional. Check it out at https://bnet.boo . Source code is at https://bnet.boo/me .

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Spent some time over the last few days to actually get it up and running. It's now hosted on Digital Ocean, running as a service in a Docker container and fully functional. Check it out at https://bnet.boo . Source code is at https://bnet.boo/me .

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Story of my life.

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Story of my life.

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A picture of the character Anxiety from Inside Out 2 saying, “Hello, everybody!”

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Spent another few hours on it today. Added custom URLs, improved the short link generation. Did some work on the CI (not that there's much…) but I added a Github Action for `ruff` and a pre-commit (for me at least!) to run the `ruff` linter and formatter. Fixed up a couple of other the under the hood things.
Next weekend - adding some actual tests.

# orderedItems[].object.contentMap.en
Spent another few hours on it today. Added custom URLs, improved the short link generation. Did some work on the CI (not that there's much…) but I added a Github Action for `ruff` and a pre-commit (for me at least!) to run the `ruff` linter and formatter. Fixed up a couple of other the under the hood things.
Next weekend - adding some actual tests.

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I finally had a bit of time to sit down and work on this. I now have a basic, functional, URL shortener written with @itsthejoker 's Spiderweb framework. Check it out if you want to. (Realize it's very much a first draft. But this is literally what I was able to cobble together in 3 hours!)

https://github.com/brass75/shorty

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I finally had a bit of time to sit down and work on this. I now have a basic, functional, URL shortener written with @itsthejoker 's Spiderweb framework. Check it out if you want to. (Realize it's very much a first draft. But this is literally what I was able to cobble together in 3 hours!)

https://github.com/brass75/shorty

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Picture of the New York Yankees as AL East champions for 2024

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Cartoon picture of the Spice Girls with an additional, scarecrow-like figure with a Jack O’Lantern head. Text:

Although initially unpopular,
pumpkin went on to become the
most successful of the spice girls.

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@carmensandiego @glyph Sucks to be her! I had none to steal!

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@carmensandiego @glyph Sucks to be her! I had none to steal!

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@itsjustjenn @alice you sure you don't want to go with a happier answer? "A hot you will never know" sounds much more positive.

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@itsjustjenn @alice you sure you don't want to go with a happier answer? "A hot you will never know" sounds much more positive.

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Goals for the not too distant future (because life and all that mean I can't say when I'll actually get to it but if I put it here maybe it'll serve to help me actually get to them!)

1. Try out uv for setting up a venv and doing everything I need for a project.
2. Using @itsthejoker 's SpiderWeb framework to create a URL shortener (I know the logic so this is more to play with the framework.)

Wish me luck!

https://itsthejoker.github.io/spiderwe b

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Goals for the not too distant future (because life and all that mean I can't say when I'll actually get to it but if I put it here maybe it'll serve to help me actually get to them!)

1. Try out uv for setting up a venv and doing everything I need for a project.
2. Using @itsthejoker 's SpiderWeb framework to create a URL shortener (I know the logic so this is more to play with the framework.)

Wish me luck!

https://itsthejoker.github.io/spiderwe b

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The internet is broken. I shared a picture of a cat and there was no reaction.

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The internet is broken. I shared a picture of a cat and there was no reaction.

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Kitty cat!

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Kitty cat!

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Now you have even more reason to follow @alice ! As if how cool they are wasn't reason enough!
https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/113131761 738668044

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Now you have even more reason to follow @alice ! As if how cool they are wasn't reason enough!
https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/113131761 738668044

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I'm working the ticket that never ends. I fix the issue I see. Test it. Push the fix. Then another, unrelated, issue pops up. Fix it. Test it. Push the fix. Repeat ad nauseam.
Send help. And coffee.

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I'm working the ticket that never ends. I fix the issue I see. Test it. Push the fix. Then another, unrelated, issue pops up. Fix it. Test it. Push the fix. Repeat ad nauseam.
Send help. And coffee.

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Me sitting around like: ✅ for the poor? Please, good team members can I have some ✅ ?

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Me sitting around like: ✅ for the poor? Please, good team members can I have some ✅ ?